Economic Crisis – Some People Do Care!

How nice of them to lower the price. Im sure this will really help people considering the current economic crisis.

$6.8 Million!!!

Whoopee, I’m filthy rich (gets up and does the hokey pokey).

I just got the following email:

“We are very pleased to inform you that (ATM

Card Number:  4278763100030014), it has been credited in your favour,
your personal Identification Number is 822. The ATM Card value is $6.8
MILLION USD. Kindly note that this is legit and any act like this is very

appreciated and will be well honoured, You are strongly adviced to
contact Mr William Moris with this details below:    Mr Moris

MAIL: atmcardremittancedept210@msn.com
You are to contact him with your full details for verifications,

FULL NAME:  DELIVERY ADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER:
COUNTRY: OCCUPATION: SEX:  AGE:

Thanks  Mr  Jonathan  Announcer”

Thanks for the money. Now I must go and plan my trip to Never land. I just don’t know how I’m going to spend it all, maybe by pressing the delete button and stop dreaming.

The least these people could do is use proper spelling and grammar and at least make the sum of money a little more believable.

Anyways thanks for reading everyone.

Laugh your head off

Heres a joke my friend just told me.

One day a man decided to see how fast his bike could go before it became uncontrollable, so he asked his friend with a mustang if he could tie his bike on the back and see how fast he could go. The friend agreed. The next day before they left the biker explained something to his friend, “if I honk my horn once, it is to speed up, twice means maintain speed and three times means I want you to slow down. OK?” The friend agreed so they went off. They were riding up at 60 mph when all of a sudden a corvette came up and the guy in the mustang forgot all about his friend on the bike and proceeded to drag racing the corvette. A little way down the highway there was a police man pointing his radar gun at them, it read 105 mph. The police man radioed in and said “I know your not going to believe this, but a corvette and a mustang are drag racing going 105 and there’s this crazy guy on a bike waving his arms and honking his horn trying to pass them.”

MMMMM…… Fruit Cocktail

Finally I found a fruit cocktail with MORE CHERRIES (jumping up and down in excitement)

I stuck it in the fridge for a while until the growling sound from my stomach woke the neighbors.

After opening the can and savoring the moment I dived right in searching for my cherries like and eagle searching for its prey.

Upon crossing the halfway point reality dawned on me (actually my sugar level got really high from all that “Heavy Syrup”) I realised I wasn’t going to get any extra cherries.

Sadly so I finished the can with only one thought in my mind – wheres the humanity these days – cant a man get some extra cherries.

For those of you who don’t know, this is what a cherry looks like.

PS. The empty can is also up for sale if anyone is interested. For only $4.99 you too can have your very own empty fruit cocktail can.

How smart are you?

Somebody just forwarded this email to me, so I thought why not share it with you.

Questions

1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birth days does the average person have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow’s sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What’s the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
10. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
11. A clerk at the butcher shop is 5′10″ tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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Answers

1. Yes-not the holiday but they still have the date
2. One-you’re only born once
3. Every month has 28 days-just some have a few more, too
4. 6-each team gets 3 outs
5. No-the man is dead
6. 70-dividing 30 by 1/2 is the same as multiplying it by 2, so you get 60. Then add 10 to get 70
7. 2-you took 2 apples
8. 60 minutes-you take one when he gives them to you, one half an hour later, and one an hour later
9. 9-all but 9 drop dead
10. 0-Moses didn’t have an ark, it was Noah
11. Meat
12. 12-their value doesn’t affect the amount of them in a dozen

So how smart are you? Feel free to leave a comment.

First Post!

Well for my first post, I would first like to welcome you to my blog……..so welcome.

Now back to business.

I would like to take this opportunity to offer you for sale this rare, antique and exquisite bottle of Snapple (Pink Lemonade) that I just bought yesterday.

It still has a little sip left in it, which you will receive free of cost and in case your wondering what the fact is under the lid, it says “A ripe raspberry will bounce”.

Anyways my final price for this center piece is $29.99 plus shipping and handling.

Just in case you have not already figured it out, this is a joke. Thanks for reading and once again welcome to Imran’s World.